Tough wood with an uncertain future
Adaptable but stubborn
Kentucky Coffeetree tolerates a wide range of conditions, hardy in zones 3 through 8 in the United States. It survives in dry uplands to damp bottomlands, even those that flood occasionally. The tree shrugs off pollution, deicing salt, and drought, making it tough enough to survive urban environments. Deep roots and a scarcity of branches, makes it resistant to wind damage. The tree can reach higher than 70 feet, with a trunk diameter averaging about 2 feet.
Despite this resistance and adaptability, Kentucky Coffeetree simply isn’t very good at propagating itself. (The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) lists the Kentucky Coffeetree as a vulnerable species on their Red List.) Only female trees bear the pods, and for those seeds to be viable, she requires a male tree nearby. Fallen pods need to decompose to expose and then soften the hard shell of the seed. That can take two years and yields only a 5% germination rate. If you want to give nature a hand, you can boil the seeds or file through the hard shell before planting.
An easier solution is to find seedlings ready to plant. As of this writing, the Nursery of the Iowa Department of Natural Resources offers plants for only $1.10 each, though the minimum order is 25 seedlings.
Coffeetree trivialities
Eponymous tree. The coffeetree was briefly the official state tree of Kentucky, the only species to include its state’s name.
Large leaf. The leaves of the Kentucky Coffeetree are the largest of any native North American species.
With a little help from my friends. The mastodon was a great friend of the Kentucky Coffeetree. That beast’s digestive system was so acidic that it dissolved the hard seed coating so it could germinate. Achieving similar results today requires hours of soaking in concentrated sulfuric acid.
Hardly worth the effort. Extracting seeds from the sticky goo inside the pods is messy, toxic, and labor-intensive. 100 pounds of pods yields only about 30 pounds of seeds.
Inculpability. There are very specific time and temperature guidelines for roasting the beans to make them non-lethal, but I’m not going to repeat them here. If something goes wrong, I don’t want your survivors to come after the magazine.